I've lived a straight-edge life. People look at me and think I'm a good kid. No run-ins with the law, decent grades, always playing it safe. Deep down, I got a bit of a wild streak. I crave danger. So when the game tells me it's saving and not to touch the power button, I touch it. Gently stroke it. Jostle it. I don't press down, but I feel it under my thumb, knowing that just by applying a little more pressure, my save file could be corrupted. Next time, I want to try cocaine.
Posted 2 months ago on June 28 with 2,282 notes · Source
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God damn it.

Posted 4 months ago on April 30 with 768,846 notes · Source

When you see the perfect type of bread
and you fall in loaf

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Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

Posted 7 months ago on February 4 with 199,311 notes · Source


“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

Posted 10 months ago on October 29 with 18,743 notes · Source


i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

Posted 11 months ago on September 29 with 449,524 notes · Source
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Posted 1 year ago on March 18 with 22,040 notes · Source
The Beatles’ Studio Albums 1963 - 1970

Posted 1 year ago on February 28 with 10,095 notes